Sabrina: Oh and you ARE going to the royal show tomorrow?
Sabrina: Is Sarah on ?
Melissa: Are you going to the royal show tomorrow
Melissa: Is Sarah on ?
Melissa: Sabs and I are pissed that she isn’t on yet
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP SERIOUSLY HOW RETARDED ARE YOU, YES I AM GOING TOMORROW AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT SARAH FUCKING GILBERT OTHERWISE I WILL GO ON A FUCKING RAMPAGE
(That’s how annoying some friends can be)